man i did some push ups earlier, and looking in the mirror - well let's just say i'm sporting some pretty blingin pecs. so consider yourselves dissed - my tits are totally tits.
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Re: christ, i'm ripped!
Fri, December 15, 2006 - 1:28 PMThose were your balls, dingleberry. -
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Fri, December 15, 2006 - 1:31 PMfuckin jealous - your pecs are *not* way awesome. mine are totally more way awesome. -
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Fri, December 15, 2006 - 1:59 PMSo, because you look so hot now, Jake couldn't keep his hands off you, or rather his cock out of you and this is how you got ripped? Or was it something else. whatever happened, it sounds painful! -
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Fri, December 15, 2006 - 2:15 PMI mainlined so much estrogen from my ween straight up his hoo-ha that he grew breasts, and now he just runs around in a high pitched voice screaming "my tits are the tits", like Minnie Mouse after getting her implants. -
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Sat, December 16, 2006 - 5:47 PMmainlined? do you mean to say you assfucked me in a major artery? -
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Sat, December 16, 2006 - 6:52 PM
Just love it how you 2 are incessentaly ranting on and on about your deep, intense and raw homosexual feelings toward each other. You know you want us to watch your lusty ass-pounding video oh-so-badly... just give us the link to it already and shuddup about your homoerotic rendezvous. -
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Re: christ, i'm ripped!
Mon, December 18, 2006 - 9:17 AMDon't be fooled. They talk up wild animal sex, but you know damn well that they spend most of their time cuddling and "making love." -
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Mon, December 18, 2006 - 11:31 AMWhatever, you homophobic heteros. -
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Re: christ, i'm ripped!
Mon, December 18, 2006 - 1:07 PM(side note: All of the ads below are for Catholic things, or God, and one for San Diego. What are they trying to tell you two?)
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Mon, December 18, 2006 - 1:13 PMHomophobia would imply that I'm scared of your sexuality. Not true. I'm just scared of your personal hygiene. -
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Mon, December 18, 2006 - 2:11 PMMy ads said "check your chemotherapy, Ken, cause you are goign to be infected with cancer of your mouthhole for being such a bad monkey". -
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Re: christ, i'm ripped!
Mon, December 18, 2006 - 2:58 PMEvery time you post, Jake, it says something about God or church. This is not happening with anyone else.
You are a big ol' christian, aren't you??? You ARE!. -
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Mon, December 18, 2006 - 4:08 PMHe only likes the part where he whispers his sins to another man in a closet. -
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Tue, December 19, 2006 - 9:42 AMi like the part at the end where the guy comes out of the closet - I ENVY HIM. -
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Tue, December 19, 2006 - 9:59 AMGay men everywhere are glad that you havent. As well as the fact that Anne has not discovered she is a man in Annes clothing. -
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Wed, December 20, 2006 - 12:08 PMI was wondering what that bulge in my pants was! I thought it was a sock. I tried to get it out, but when I'd try to pull on it, it would only get bigger! -
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Wed, December 20, 2006 - 2:12 PMGoddamn it. I cant figure out if you, Kage, or you and kage bumping uglies is the most disgusting thing I ever heard. Every time I think of it I have to go to the intensive care unit for barfing out my lungs and spleen. -
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Wed, December 20, 2006 - 3:30 PMwhatever - i am doing *mad* pushups. i can do like a thousand. -
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Wed, December 20, 2006 - 4:22 PM
Sadly you'll never look as good as Schwarzenneger, but you can keep trying. Oh, don't forget to also take a lawnmower to your back... hedge trimmers to your bush, ears, nostrils and unibrow... at least 2 showers per week... and use a toothbrush, not the toilet brush that Jake cleans his "accidents" up with. You might get lucky w/ the 300lb. Zulu bush chick at the ESL class that keeps giving you that "come hither" look. -
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Wed, December 20, 2006 - 5:45 PM<Sadly you'll never look as good as Schwarzenneger, but you can keep trying. Oh, don't forget to also take a lawnmower to your back... hedge trimmers to your bush, ears, nostrils and unibrow...>
You know, MoM. That was a low blow to attack my grooming habits! I can't help that I am hairy! *sob* -
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Thu, December 21, 2006 - 2:15 PMHairy boobs are the grossest. Hairy man-boobs make me allergic to life. -
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Re: christ, i'm ripped!
Wed, January 24, 2007 - 5:22 PM"Kage had 'bitch tits...'" -
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Re: christ, i'm ripped!
Thu, January 25, 2007 - 3:29 PMyour balls have a unibrow. -
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Re: christ, i'm ripped!
Fri, January 26, 2007 - 9:12 AMYour cave man brow has my balls on it.
Seriously, his neanderthal brow keeps him from looking up. So he is always bumping his head on shit, and reducing his already meager mental state. -
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Re: christ, i'm ripped!
Fri, January 26, 2007 - 12:18 PMwho needs advanced mental capacities when you're this fucking ripped!?
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