hey - i am a good and good-looking person. not the best guy ever, but i have certain talents and people have said positive things about me. so if you guys feel better about yourselves by picking on a person on the internet then WHATEVER! i don't need your approval! i'm going to succeed and when i do you will all be jealous! you will think "damn i wish i never used to make fun of that guy on the internet." but i will be like "whatever - i am awesome now and you're just a regular piece of crap and if you want to hang out, then whatever because i don't hang out with pieces of crap."
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Re: whatever!
Thu, September 28, 2006 - 3:26 PMThe only thing worse than the internet you is the REAL you.
I dont even like your spoken inflection. I mean, INFLECTION!?! I have never hated someones inflection before. WTF is that? Its just proof of how damned cruddy you are.
Also, who the fuck ever said anything positive about you? I live with you, and I dont, your girlfriend is always all up in your shit, your lesbian sister thinks youre a homophobic bastard, and even the neighbors cat peed on you. -
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Thu, September 28, 2006 - 10:16 PM
*spitting in your general direction*
No, wait, you don't deserve my saliva, so I take it back. -
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Thu, September 28, 2006 - 10:25 PMI've met you in person and I don't think you are good enough to NOT harrass you on the internet. In fact, I think that the name of the tribe should be changed to Violate Kage.
Wait, no! what am I saying? He is doing all of this for attention, so I think it would be best, from now on, to just ignore him and pretend that he doesn't exist. -
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Fri, September 29, 2006 - 9:08 AMI tried that, but he just kept existing.
I think we should just bury him somewhere in the desert and try and get on with our lives. -
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Fri, September 29, 2006 - 9:26 AMThat's an even better idea.
Or we could cut him up and make him into sandwiches which we'll leave on public busses in brown bags like forgotten lunches! -
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Fri, September 29, 2006 - 9:39 AM
Or we could freeze-dry him and display him in the Nature and Science museum as the "Mutation Boy" exhibit. (always thinking of ways to make $$$)
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Fri, September 29, 2006 - 9:57 AMOr we could use the frozen him as a display for condoms and why you should use them!
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Fri, September 29, 2006 - 10:01 AMwhatever! you have a triangular anus. -
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Fri, September 29, 2006 - 2:37 PMKage- let's not get geometrical. This is a family joint. Now Stop getting your saliva all over it. That's disgusting. -
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Re: whatever!
Fri, September 29, 2006 - 2:56 PMHe is a fan of the little brown orifice that shouldnt.
One time in SF, this girl whose name you guys know but I wont mention said "He looks like the kind of guy who goes straight for the ass". I agreed with her. -
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Mon, October 2, 2006 - 12:02 PMi had just finished fucking her in the ass - she's not that clever. -
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Mon, October 2, 2006 - 12:23 PM"girl whose name you guys know "
Hahahhaa!! You guys are such kidders, stop that now. Clearly it was your ass that he pummeled Jake.
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Mon, October 2, 2006 - 12:42 PMNo, thats why it was funny, a girl said it instead of me. -
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Mon, October 2, 2006 - 12:45 PM
For some twisted reason I'm intrigued and need to get the to bottom of this.
Was it Mynx? *cough coughtramp cough* -
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Mon, October 2, 2006 - 12:55 PM:: Was it Mynx? *cough coughtramp cough*
while it's true that i would love to have sex with her ass... :
people.tribe.net/kage/phot...9324e895f0
she would clearly die. -
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Mon, October 2, 2006 - 12:58 PMWhat a horrible way to go, to die of butthole herpes. You sick, sick bastard. -
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Mon, October 2, 2006 - 1:11 PMhey man, i don't have butthole herpes. oh, i see what you mean. yeah that would be bad. -
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Mon, October 2, 2006 - 1:13 PM
Not Mynx, hmmm.... only other easy one who'd let you sodomize her would have to be Anne. Right?
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Sat, November 18, 2006 - 10:55 AM
Damn it! I'm pissed. I need to soddomize or violate someone!!! I want all the asstards on the left side of the room and the leftover white trash on the right.
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