Temptress

topic posted Sun, January 28, 2007 - 9:11 AM by  offlineMaster of Mu...

Everyone please put down your crackpipes and gay midget porn and please help me welcome our newest "Chick w/ a Dick", Temptress. Please don't pet or feed her after midnight.
posted by:
Master of Muppets
Denver
  • Re: Temptress

    Sun, January 28, 2007 - 11:41 AM
    Gross! Why on earth would you let HER in! Blech!
    • Re: Temptress

      Sun, January 28, 2007 - 11:56 AM
      hmm - not used to this type of interaction but I'll do my best to play along :)
      • Re: Temptress

        Sun, January 28, 2007 - 11:58 AM
        (pssst! It's all done in fun, so don;t worry about it. Just insult us right back! It's fun!)
        • Re: Temptress

          Sun, January 28, 2007 - 12:04 PM
          ok gotcha :) *big breath*

          ok all you choam lickin' fuckers - put the gay midget porn down ... I hear your mom wants her tapes back, she's hosting a tea baggin party with the local truckers and needs some entertainment for the evening. and don't even try to talk back ... you know I have the biggest balls in the room ... and jacob I want my black stilletos and pearls back - I'm tired of seeing you in pictures with them on
          • Re: Temptress

            Sun, January 28, 2007 - 4:44 PM
            well shite - I must have gone too far! my bad :( please forgive me ... 20 spankings :(
            • Re: Temptress

              Sun, January 28, 2007 - 5:11 PM

              No no, it's not what you said. It's that repulsive smell eminating from your pits and crotch. Here, take this soap on a rope and hit the showers. Just make sure not to drop the soap, lord knows all the horny-as-hell boys, and Anne, will try to hump you.
          • Re: Temptress

            Mon, January 29, 2007 - 9:39 AM
            Wtf?!? Youre such an indian giver.

            I'll give you your pearls back - in necklace form.
            • Re: Temptress

              Mon, January 29, 2007 - 11:55 AM
              no no no - I'm not an indian giver - I caught you in my closet trying on my clothes!!! and umm no thanks on the bukake darling ... I've got my own jewels to enjoy ...
              • Re: Temptress

                Mon, January 29, 2007 - 12:10 PM
                You came on your own face? I can probably make a website for you where you can make some money off of that. I mean, people pay to see you and that donkey go at it. Theyd pay for that too, I am guessing.
                • Re: Temptress

                  Mon, January 29, 2007 - 8:20 PM
                  woo hoo - I guess I should pay you now that you've become my career guidance counselor :) but your donkey is starting to act up ... I think he wants to go union ... fucking donkey!
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                    Re: Temptress

                    Tue, January 30, 2007 - 7:57 AM
                    Hell yeah you should pay me. These are valuable pearls of wisdom I am leaving on your neck.
                    • Re: Temptress

                      Tue, January 30, 2007 - 11:13 AM
                      valuable perals - ha! now don't go tooting your own horn ... especially since that horn is a trombone and it's stuck otta ya ass - FIYB

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