The best way to violate this fucking cream puff powdered milquetoast would be to start him at zero! Am I right? Don't call him a "candy-ass", he really gets off on that!
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Re: Jake Wilson
Mon, August 16, 2004 - 5:05 AMJake's like the little brother I never had. Well, had briefly but my mom sold to the pharmaceutical company for testing... -
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Re: Jake Wilson
Wed, August 18, 2004 - 5:46 AMHey everybody, just to let you know when Jake passes on, I have dibs on stuffing him and using him as coat rack. -
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Re: Jake Wilson
Wed, August 18, 2004 - 10:32 AMKen you are such a pervert! -
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Re: Jake Wilson
Thu, August 19, 2004 - 1:45 AMIf my testicles werent so sore from my operation I would challenge you to a testicle duel to the death. -
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Re: Jake Wilson
Thu, August 19, 2004 - 1:50 AM
Someone, please, hand me a barfbag. You and your testiceses, that's all I needed to hear about. Stick 'em in a bowl of ice, stick a cherry on top, and shut up bitch.
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Re: Jake Wilson
Thu, August 19, 2004 - 1:58 AMYour just jealous because you cant duel to the death with your reproductive organs. -
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Re: Jake Wilson
Thu, August 19, 2004 - 2:31 AM
Wanna bet? Let's take this outside princess.
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Re: Jake Wilson
Thu, August 19, 2004 - 8:19 AMBe careful MoM, he'll swallow you whole with his cavernous mangina. -
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Re: Jake Wilson
Thu, August 19, 2004 - 12:09 PM"Your just jealous because you cant duel to the death with your reproductive organs."
You mean to tell me you fight your own nads? Who's winning so far, Einstein? Thank god for natural selection, cuz I doubt your penis will be as much of a dickhead as you are. -
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Re: Jake Wilson
Thu, August 19, 2004 - 12:20 PMYou talking to yourself, Jakie Wakie? Cuz I know you can't possibly be pointing that pencil eraser at me... -
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Re: Jake Wilson
Thu, August 19, 2004 - 12:36 PMI just had the funniest picture of chasing you around with thingie in hand while Shad punches me in the kidneys. I have staples in my stomach and I really shouldnt be laughing like this. -
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Re: Jake Wilson
Wed, August 25, 2004 - 11:36 PM
I know that you know that I know that you're touching those staples. Just can't help it, can you? It's so eerily grotesque, so weird, yet cool at the same time. Stop touching them you sick fuck!
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Re: Jake Wilson
Thu, August 26, 2004 - 12:03 AMI think I want to go play soccer with his testicles. -
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Re: Jake Wilson
Thu, August 26, 2004 - 3:31 AMOh sure, do what he wants.... Ignore his testicles and that'll teach him! -
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Re: Jake Wilson
Sun, August 29, 2004 - 10:44 AMwait, he still has testicles? -
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Re: Jake Wilson
Sun, August 29, 2004 - 11:34 PMI have two of them, or one for each of you. -
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Re: Jake Wilson
Mon, August 30, 2004 - 1:47 AMdo not mock my multiple personality disorder. it's a serious medical condition and if you keep that shit up, we'll unleash all our wraths upon you. -
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Re: Jake Wilson
Mon, August 30, 2004 - 4:59 AMMmmmm... Unleash your wraps on him. I'd like Tirkey and Bacon please!
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Re: Jake Wilson
Tue, August 31, 2004 - 8:05 PMYou bitches. This is the most pathetic pack of violations I have ever seen. You violate like my dead grandmother fucks (just ask Ken if you dont know what thats like).
My tribe semi-hiatus is over now. Youre all in big, big trouble. -
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Re: Jake Wilson
Tue, August 31, 2004 - 10:55 PMthat was a semi-hiatus? you really are a tribewhore. -
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Re: Jake Wilson
Tue, August 31, 2004 - 11:00 PMAt least I get paid, you drunken tribe slut. -
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Re: Jake Wilson
Tue, August 31, 2004 - 11:01 PMlaundry quarters don't count, cocktard. -
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Re: Jake Wilson
Tue, August 31, 2004 - 11:07 PMJust because you like wearing jizz stained clothes doesent mean we all do. -
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Re: Jake Wilson
Tue, August 31, 2004 - 11:11 PMi'm just sitting in these jizz stained clothes today cuz it's tuesday and you *still* haven't come to blow e up my asscrack today and i'm feeling neglected. -
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Re: Jake Wilson
Tue, August 31, 2004 - 11:16 PMI like how 2 grams of E, a straw, and your asscrack equals you walking the streets rubbing your bottom on strangers and making weird Korean meowing sounds. Korean cats sound so weird. -
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Re: Jake Wilson
Tue, August 31, 2004 - 11:19 PMthat's some fetish you got there, wasp-boy. even i wouldn't admit to that sort of proclivity. -
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Re: Jake Wilson
Tue, August 31, 2004 - 11:20 PMThe first step in resolving yoru problems is admitting you HAVE a problem, my little douche-pony. -
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Re: Jake Wilson
Tue, August 31, 2004 - 11:24 PMokay, then why don't you set the example for the rest of us and admit to your little piglet and pooh fantasy? -
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Re: Jake Wilson
Wed, September 1, 2004 - 5:12 AMIts so cute... You guys are like Al and Peg Bundy, except they were funny in the begining -
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Re: Jake Wilson
Mon, December 6, 2004 - 3:04 PMI would make a derrogatory comment about this fucker, but thinking about him that long makes me throw up in my mouth a little. -
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Re: Jake Wilson
Tue, December 7, 2004 - 10:33 AMOh please. My cat buries stuff in the back yard that's cuter than Jake. -
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Re: Jake Wilson
Tue, December 7, 2004 - 12:14 PMNow if we could just get your cat to bury him in the back yard. -
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Re: Jake Wilson
Tue, December 7, 2004 - 10:18 PMWould somebody please help me get his lips off of my ass?
*in whiney voice* "I love Anne more than you guys" "I call Anne at 2:00am" Jesus Christ! Why did I have to get such an annoying stalker? -
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Re: Jake Wilson
Fri, December 10, 2004 - 1:45 PMIt was at that "All You Can Eat Ass Sampling Buffet". You came back for third and fourth helpings of my brown, as I recall. -
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Re: Jake Wilson
Wed, May 3, 2006 - 3:39 PMFuckin Jake who doesn't answer his cell phone on his last day in SF Wilson...
We had a fantastic lunch WITHOUT you!!!! -
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Re: Jake Wilson
Wed, May 3, 2006 - 4:02 PMI mean, there is a difference between not knowing how to answer my cell phone and avoiding your unwanted, sexually explicit text messages regarding "rubbing our herp ALL NIGHT LONG" and bestial necrophilia. -
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Re: Jake Wilson
Wed, May 3, 2006 - 7:50 PMCreepy. Creepier than cat litter on the dining room table. That's you. -
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Re: Jake Wilson
Wed, May 3, 2006 - 8:27 PMCat litter on the table was so last year for Jake. I am trying to avoid learning what this year is. I'm sure it would make me throw up in my mouth a lot. -
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Re: Jake Wilson
Thu, May 4, 2006 - 9:10 AMI have nightmares of those bisexual hobbits from Lord of the Rings going down you guys and coming up with their chins covered in a fine crack glaze like they just went down on a doughnut. -
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Re: Jake Wilson
Mon, June 5, 2006 - 1:11 PMYou dream of being a doughnut, don't you, perv! -
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Re: Jake Wilson
Mon, June 5, 2006 - 1:21 PMAs often as you dream of Barbara Bush taking you with a strap on. -
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Re: Jake Wilson
Mon, June 5, 2006 - 2:09 PM
Jake hasn't had an erection since 1982.
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Re: Jake Wilson
Mon, June 5, 2006 - 2:23 PMWasn't that just after his bris? -
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Re: Jake Wilson
Mon, June 5, 2006 - 2:52 PM
That's right, it was.... but sadly they took more than half thinking it was only the tip. Jakey, I have about 453,220,355 emails on penis pumps stored somewhere if you'd like, I'd be happy to forward them. -
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Re: Jake Wilson
Mon, June 5, 2006 - 3:09 PMI prefer the all natural herbal supplements. I also went for the breast enhancements. -
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Re: Jake Wilson
Mon, June 5, 2006 - 3:29 PMJake got a breast enhancement in his nut sack. He figured it was the only way he would ever get tittie fucked. -
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Re: Jake Wilson
Wed, June 7, 2006 - 7:02 PMI STILL have more posts than poor stupid Jake. He's a loser! -
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Re: Jake Wilson
Thu, June 8, 2006 - 1:19 AMLoser? Try Losa' He can't even afford the right letters.
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