Annetastic II

topic posted Wed, June 9, 2004 - 11:54 AM by  Shannon.
as much as i hate to do it, her fucking thread was killing my browser. or maybe that was the smell of her pits. doesn't she know that not shaving just traps the smell in?
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Shannon.
Chicago
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    Re: Annetastic II

    Wed, June 9, 2004 - 12:07 PM
    She's a pope-hole. You guys may not know what that means, but trust me it stings her to the core.
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      Wed, June 9, 2004 - 12:18 PM
      Ouch!
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        Re: Annetastic II

        Wed, June 9, 2004 - 12:25 PM
        Ouch? What? Didn't you get that Hartz month long flea prevention stuff I sent you?

        You didn't drink it for a cheap high again did you?
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          Wed, June 9, 2004 - 12:35 PM
          When I met Anne, she was scrounching for envelopes so she could lick off the adhesive. We were like, "Keep up!" and she was like, "Just let me stop at this one trash can! I think I'll spot gold in here."
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    Re: Annetastic II

    Mon, June 28, 2004 - 5:28 AM
    The other day she was supposed to lance my boils and suck out the infectious bodily fluids and right in the middle of the treatment she lets out a big old fart. Gross!
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    Tue, August 31, 2004 - 8:21 PM
    Its funny how Ken was all normal looking until Anne sat her fat ass on his face that one horrible, horrible night. *shudder*

    Now, hes still an alright guy for a total cocktard, but he looks like Balki from Perfect Strangers. I almost feel sorry for him, when I dont want to punch him in the balls.
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    Tue, October 19, 2004 - 4:34 PM
    KENNNN!

    LOVE HAS NO BORDERS, NATIONALITIES OR GENDERS!

    LOCK AND LOLL!!!
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      Mon, October 25, 2004 - 8:52 AM
      Super pood of all poods
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        Mon, October 25, 2004 - 1:20 PM
        She's Poodtastic!
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          Mon, October 25, 2004 - 7:10 PM
          Anne is a pood to herself. How fucked up is THAT?!
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            Fri, December 10, 2004 - 1:53 PM
            Jesus. She got you people using her tard words. Now she will go home, sit in the dark, and gloat.
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              Fri, December 10, 2004 - 1:56 PM
              What do you mean go home? It's not like she really ever leaves her ebay cat utopia. That whole "I'm going to work thing" is just code for daily molesting of the sock monkeys.
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                Fri, December 10, 2004 - 2:00 PM
                Did you see where she was putting the cat turds, "hot off the butt", as the description read, on eBay?

                "This auction is for one medium sized pile of steaming cat turds. I have been feeding my cats a steady diet of ecstasy, tequila, Agent Orange and rat droppings. Perfect compliment to any meal, will ship hot off the cats butt."

                WTF!?!
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                  Fri, December 10, 2004 - 2:04 PM
                  simply depraved. it's all those "french classes" that've gone to her head.
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                    Re: Annetastic II

                    Fri, December 10, 2004 - 7:59 PM
                    Dear Jake and Smoooochie, your cat turds will be showing up in the mail in about 3-4 days. I sent them Priority and they have been insured! I hope you like them!
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                      Wed, May 3, 2006 - 3:44 PM
                      Dear Anne,

                      Did you get that shipment of Depends I sent you last week?

                      Hoping you're "holding it all together"

                      Katey
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                        Mon, June 5, 2006 - 1:10 PM
                        Yes, I got them, but when I put them on, they were so full of your stanky ass stench that I had to take them off and scrape them before putting them back on.
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                          Mon, June 5, 2006 - 1:25 PM
                          Annes the only girl I know who buys her panties from Goodwill. They like her because she doesent want them dry cleaned or anything first.

                          In fact, the example of the Goodwill liking her... anyone know anyone else who likes her? Besides that homeless drunk guy she spoons on Tuesdays?