...a tribe that never posts?! It's like try to pull a denture wearer's teeth. They're not there! But I should have expected as much from you vapid lot.
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Re: How can you violate...
Thu, December 7, 2006 - 10:04 AMWho rattled your cage? I was enjoying the blissful lack of buzz from you nattering chipmunk-brained fugitives from a hippie commune.
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Re: How can you violate...
Thu, December 7, 2006 - 10:23 AMDont you have to dress up like a Klingon and go to a comics convention to put out for acne covered teenagers or something? Or are you on haitus while faux-lightsaber induced rectal tearing heals? -
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Thu, December 7, 2006 - 10:31 AMYou're just jealous because I can afford toys and you have to tear your own rectum with stolen office supplies. I told you an anal injury involving spring loading the letter opener with rubberbands wouldn't lead to workers comp.... -
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Thu, December 7, 2006 - 10:43 AMYou know, just when I think that I have gotten you people out of my life for good, one of you has to start a new thread!
I think that Katey may be in need of some attention. Why doesn't she just go back to whoring herself out to the deprment store Santa rejects?
As for you, Ken and Jake, you may as well come out and admit that both all want Katey to do the rectum tearing for you guys. Stop playing this game where you talk like you hate it. You're both all "oh! Look at me! look at me! Tear my ass!" It's really getting annoying! -
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Thu, December 7, 2006 - 10:49 AMSickening, but predictable. I'm just shocked that Anne's lowered herself to the juvenile male behavior. Honey, why don't you go back to playing with dolls? -
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Thu, December 7, 2006 - 10:54 AMYou kow what they say about juvenile male behavior....
...Uptight prudes don't get it. -
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Thu, December 7, 2006 - 10:57 AMWell Ken, we all know you're an uptight prude, but we were clinging to our last shred of compassion and holding that tidbit out for a rainy day. Too bad it's not raining. Sorry about your ass. -
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Thu, December 7, 2006 - 10:58 AM"Sorry about your ass."
Just kidding, we're not really sorry.
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Thu, December 7, 2006 - 11:01 AMWhat the hell is that? "I'm rubber and you're glue" or something...
You see, when you flip something around on somebody, you're supposed to have an intro. A tag line. Something that makes the flip make sense. Like "Sorry about my ass? You're the one who's getting fined by the city for trying to install permanent joy plugs on your favorite seats along the bus line..." -
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Thu, December 7, 2006 - 11:05 AMI'm sorry Ken, do I need to spell it out for you?
Y-O-U
A-R-E
A-N
A-S-S!!! -
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Thu, December 7, 2006 - 11:07 AMThose hours watching wheel of fortune have really paid off for you.
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Thu, December 7, 2006 - 10:52 AMWell if you just got the spiked ear muffs to match your custom ball gag, you wouldn't have to listen to us. -
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Thu, December 7, 2006 - 10:55 AMThat would be wonderful! I now know what I am asking for for Christmas! -
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Thu, December 7, 2006 - 10:58 AMChristmas? Unless you've managed to bribe an elf, I don't think you're making the "nice" list... -
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Thu, December 7, 2006 - 11:00 AMPersonally I like my girls naughty. That's why I married the bitch when we were in Seattle.
I'll get you something for Christmas dear. Maybe an all over deodorant, or a shatterproof mirror... -
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Thu, December 7, 2006 - 11:05 AMHey, don't get me wrong. I i really hope you guys have a good christmas.
....Lord knows you girls both need a fat man to slide down your chimneys. -
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Thu, December 7, 2006 - 11:09 AMAnd I'll bet you have a personal recommendation. Really honey, we don't need your sloppy seconds. -
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Thu, December 7, 2006 - 11:12 AMSloppy seconds... No. No. I was just going to suggest the first guy on the corner who offered you more than a sawbuck.
(hmmm... Sawbuck is a lotta money. Better dress up nice...) -
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Thu, December 7, 2006 - 11:23 AMAnd the room goes silent. The master violator takes a bow and saunters off stage while his violatees lie twicthing on the floor begging for mercy. -
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Thu, December 7, 2006 - 11:28 AMTell yourself what you want. Some of us have lives and jobs to do....loser. -
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Thu, December 7, 2006 - 11:34 AMCollecting an unemployment check doesn't constitute a job and annoying people in the internet cafee with your mumbling and B.O. does not constitute a life. -
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Thu, December 7, 2006 - 11:57 AMI miss the old days in Violate Me, when you all hailed me as the philosopher king and took turns servicing my e-jonson in exchane for my epic wit.
Now, all we are lesft with are these pathetic scraps who call themselves "people". Time to cull the herd, I say. -
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Thu, December 7, 2006 - 12:02 PMIf it didn't fit in the floppy disc drive, it wouldn't qualify as an e-johnson.
And we were patronizing you, oh great philospher king. You see... on this planet we have a concept called sarcasm. -
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Thu, December 7, 2006 - 12:10 PMAnd we have a winner! Ken, you have won an all expenses paid trip to my asshole, where you will not only to be able to kiss it, but also have me shit on your soul! Congratulations! -
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Thu, December 7, 2006 - 12:23 PMTrip to your asshole? Sorry, I prefer the path less travelled.... -
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Thu, December 7, 2006 - 1:14 PMI really hate to admit this, but I have really missed you puppy fuckers. -
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Thu, December 7, 2006 - 1:19 PMAwwwwwww..... How Maudling.... -
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Thu, December 7, 2006 - 2:25 PMIt's "maudlin" fucknuts. Get a dictionary. -
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Thu, December 7, 2006 - 2:33 PMMaudling is Vulcan for "I use douche instead of coffee creamer". -
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Thu, December 7, 2006 - 7:01 PMAnd how did you find thought, my little Einstein of retards...? -
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Thu, December 7, 2006 - 7:53 PM*curl my hair and brush my teeth* -
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Fri, December 8, 2006 - 5:00 AMYour admonishment would mean a lot more, if "fucknuts" was a word to be found in any dictionary.
I swear, you guys are too much. We should sell the entire state of california back to Spain... Hell, they can have the whole west coast. -
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Fri, December 8, 2006 - 9:07 AMI like Fucknut Brittle. -
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Fri, December 8, 2006 - 10:15 AMOh for fuck's sake. Anne, while I'm sure Ken and Jake enjoy knowing this personal information about you I don't want details of your ass crust lust. Speaking of asses, Katie, what asshole did you crawl out of? -
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Fri, December 8, 2006 - 10:48 AMWell look who's joined the party. Better not get too vulgar, or someone will throw a bucket of water on you and you'll melt.... -
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Fri, December 8, 2006 - 11:25 AM"Speaking of asses, Katie, what asshole did you crawl out of?"
The same one you did to post the seldom waste-of-our-time posts. -
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Fri, December 8, 2006 - 1:07 PMAs opposed to your regular posts that waste not only time but deplete our ozone, as well? BTW, isn't it about time for you to go hybernate, MoM? -
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Fri, December 8, 2006 - 1:24 PMHey hold on... If you two gals are going to go toe to toe I want to put on some safety glasses to avoid getting flying scabs in my eyes. -
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Fri, December 8, 2006 - 3:05 PMThey'd prefer it if you'd just rub some ointment on their scabby nether regions. -
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Fri, December 8, 2006 - 3:23 PMJesus christ, you tasteless rednecks, do you mind? I just had lunch. -
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Fri, December 8, 2006 - 4:02 PM
Dood, if you think WE'RE tasteless rednecks you oughta stop chewing on your cud for lunch. Didn't yo momma ever teach you that that's very tacky? -
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Fri, December 8, 2006 - 4:21 PMA hell of a lot less tacky than chewing tobacco and spitting in your own mouth. -
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Fri, December 8, 2006 - 6:27 PMLook, none of us give a shit about your adventures with the hookers that you pick up down by the docks, tbo. You think that just because you get your knickers all tacky, that the whole world is interested. We're not!
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Mon, December 11, 2006 - 8:56 AMOh, youre one to talk Anne. "I sexually spooned 3 homeless mens today without my pants on" being the title of your goofy little ego blog every other day. -
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Mon, December 11, 2006 - 9:06 AMNot only is Anne still talking, the rest of you still seem to be yammering on. And on. And on. -
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Mon, December 11, 2006 - 1:26 PMOh shut up, Ken! If I am not wrong, you are the one who has posted the most in this thread.
Feeling insignifiacant? Do you need a hug?
Jake will do it for you, but only if you lube yourself up real nice first. -
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Mon, December 11, 2006 - 1:35 PM
Oh and Ken, that's lube as in KY Jelly, NOT the motor oil your pappy lubes you up w/ real nice-like when mom is out on the town.
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Re: How can you violate...
Tue, December 12, 2006 - 6:43 AMShit... I just posting out of need to see something in print that doesn't actually belong in crayon.
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