That chinchilla said she was legal age, so the fact I still got stuck with Megans law restrictions is pretty unfair.

"I was implyiong", well, who knows what the fuck that means. And see, its still all unclear. Self fufilling prophecies? As in, I call someone a douche, and next thing you know they are in a bottle being squirted up your rectum? Who is the self being fufilled in this instance?

Your lack of clarity is only slightly less infuriating than your fashion sense. You could fight terrorism with your keen sense of fashion, as long as by "fight" you mean "they died laughing".