Interesting picture of some kind of denim clad foot-claw rising straight out of a toilet bowl. A very telling expression of this little missy's orientation to the world.
You can take the foot-claw girl out of the toilet but you can't take the toilet out of the foot-claw girl.
Something's not quite on about her. She lives in a HUGE city in Georgia but can't find a fella to date outside of the deviants and pervs in SF. Like there aren't any deviants or pervs in the South (banjo playing inbreds hanging from every tree).
And talk about slutty, she's starts and heavy posts in phallusee with an obsession for endlessly signing about having a cock. Sorry to pop yer bubble, smooch, it is wonderful to have a cock but yours ain't real. You have girl parts.
You can take the foot-claw girl out of the toilet but you can't take the toilet out of the foot-claw girl.
Something's not quite on about her. She lives in a HUGE city in Georgia but can't find a fella to date outside of the deviants and pervs in SF. Like there aren't any deviants or pervs in the South (banjo playing inbreds hanging from every tree).
And talk about slutty, she's starts and heavy posts in phallusee with an obsession for endlessly signing about having a cock. Sorry to pop yer bubble, smooch, it is wonderful to have a cock but yours ain't real. You have girl parts.
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Re: The smooooch
Tue, April 13, 2004 - 5:30 PMThis coming from a man who vacations in Tennesse and wears a blonde wig! -
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Re: The smooooch
Tue, April 13, 2004 - 5:38 PMDood, who wants to see her smelly feet everytime they log on. That girl's got no consideration.
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Re: The smooooch
Tue, April 13, 2004 - 5:40 PMFirst off, I visit family in Nashville so it ain't no vacation, m'kay?
Second, it's by driving around the South that I have first hand experience that EVERYBODY in the South is a hillbilly pervert (just in case anybody thought I am prejudiced from Hollywood stereotypes). -
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Re: The smooooch
Tue, April 13, 2004 - 5:46 PM"EVERYBODY in the South is a hillbilly pervert"
Yeah, but no one is as perverted, twisted and sick as this foot-loving monkey. She's just fucking retarded. When we used to date (and boy am I GLAD those days are over) she forced me to dress up as a gorilla and sing the Mickey Mouse club song while she read VOLUMES of Cosmos and picked her nose.
She's got a sick, fucked-up obsession with those magazines. I think she's either gay, or doesn't know how to dress. Maybe both. -
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Re: The smooooch
Tue, April 13, 2004 - 5:51 PMYeah..you w/ the panties on your head..shaddup -
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Re: The smooooch
Tue, April 13, 2004 - 5:55 PMShe's all, "Everybody look at my ASS! Here's my ASS again!! Hey you guys, have you seen the latest pic of my ASS! Check it out, there's a whole tribe dedicated to my ASS!!" -
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Re: The smooooch
Tue, April 13, 2004 - 5:57 PMAnd like it's even a nice ass... I just said it was so she would stop bugging me.
AND THANKS FOR "FORGETTING" THOSE PANTIES IN MY BATHROOM! Fucking pervert. She left a note beside it asking me to never wash them. Eeeeeew!
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Re: The smooooch
Tue, April 13, 2004 - 6:04 PMOooo. Look at my tummy. Yum! LOOOOOOK AAAT IIIIIT. You are getting sleepy, SLEEEEEEEEPY. I will make you mine, because I am SMOOOOOOOOCHIE. You are powerless in my presence.
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Re: The smooooch
Tue, April 13, 2004 - 6:07 PMSo, Dr. Yo, did you bother to actually type that out or just copy and paste it from another tribe? Blinking those fake baby blues all innocent like you don't know what I'm talking about.
Who does Smoooochie think she is w/ her ass all out there? I mean how much fine does she think Tribe boys can take? -
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Re: The smooooch
Tue, April 13, 2004 - 6:10 PMFrom what I've heard, it's probably a copy-paste deal. If you're gonna quote yourself, CITE. I thought he was an academic. Again, POSER!! Oh wait. This belongs in his thread... but then it makes no sense. Fuck it. I'm too lazy to move it! -
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Re: The smooooch
Tue, April 13, 2004 - 6:27 PMAbby is so slow and lazy. Damn she bores the shit out of me. And she thinks she's all hyper. I bet that's what her parents told her so she would feel thpeshul.
And Smoooochie wants to be just like her when she grows up, how fucked up is that? Friggen hippies. -
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Re: The smooooch
Tue, April 13, 2004 - 6:29 PMYou know it's pretty fuckin' sad when your ass is up for the whole world to see and not one mofo in the tribe can even violate you. Is it past y'alls bedtime or are you just so stoned and stupid you can't even think of a good jank? -
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Re: The smooooch
Tue, April 13, 2004 - 6:40 PMNeedy masochsitic wench. Don't you want to set up a "safety word" first.
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Re: The smooooch
Tue, April 13, 2004 - 6:54 PMWell your ass ain't yer problem.
It's all your caniving misdirection from your twisted catty feminine mind. You've violate more people in your own thread than any others by far. That's inbreading fer ya, creates a hostile ill-focused mutant content to bathe right in the crapper.
Maybe it's all the dirt you eat. Good ol' Sims brews up a refined aged tea and all miss trash can come up with is "this tastes like the dirt I eat in my backyard." You could hear a pin drop in the room.
Yeah, we could ALL see how the high art of the tea ceremony with hand picked tea leaves aged carefully in ancient cultures MIGHT taste what it's like to pawing dirt right into yer mouth. -
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Re: The smooooch
Wed, April 14, 2004 - 9:18 AM"Look how many times my profiles been viewed". If I hear that one more fucking time I'm going to shit on her dreams. -
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Re: The smooooch
Wed, April 14, 2004 - 9:22 AMFer sure..I mean who wants to know that she's about to break 10,000 already. WE DON'T CARE, SMOOOOOCHIEFUCKWHATEVERYOUARECALLEDNOWBIOTCH™! -
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Re: The smooooch
Wed, April 14, 2004 - 9:26 AMCould you get a different pic today? Outies make me want to drink my own pee. -
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Re: The smooooch
Wed, April 14, 2004 - 9:27 AMcould you get some fucking glasses? That's an innie to you. Besides you drink your own pee everyday. Like that is a big threat.
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Re: The smooooch
Wed, April 14, 2004 - 9:28 AMshe is just trying to show her fucking pubic hair that needs to be trimmed. I mean really who the fuck wants to see that. Get some fucking clippers on that jungle.
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Re: The smooooch
Thu, April 15, 2004 - 10:16 AMSmoooochie just asked me to talk about porn on her thread. Freaky or what? -
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Re: The smooooch
Thu, April 15, 2004 - 10:19 AMYou ran here and did it, so who is the freak? -
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Re: The smooooch
Thu, April 15, 2004 - 10:20 AMYou're just jealous because Dita Von Teese has a nicer tummy than you.
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Re: The smooooch
Thu, April 15, 2004 - 10:20 AMoooh smoooooochie is coming to frisco soon.
I think that I need to go to all the bathrooms in the city and put up her cell number.
Anyone got the number?
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Re: The smooooch
Thu, April 15, 2004 - 10:22 AM"I think that I need to go to all the bathrooms in the city and put up her cell number. "
Ahahahahahahaha...Uhhhhhhhhh...
It's funny necause it makes you sound like a hooker. -
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Re: The smooooch
Thu, April 15, 2004 - 10:23 AMwait, you can violate me on my own thread.
Thsi is for violation of smooooooooochie. -
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Re: The smooooch
Thu, April 15, 2004 - 10:24 AMI wasn't pickin'.... That was funny. SNarfie time!
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Re: The smooooch
Thu, April 15, 2004 - 11:06 AMHow the hell do you think I met Tom? His number is all over that city. "For hot Hobo lovin' call 555-HOBO" I don't have to jump in the hot tub with freaks and stick my feet all over them like you do, leslie. -
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Re: The smooooch
Thu, April 15, 2004 - 11:51 AMShut yer self up you damn dirt eatin' TS pre-op.
Oh, come on like nobody knew about your sex change! Most of us are from San Francisco so you can come out about it.
It's more the dirt eating that gives me pause, but they way you go on about it it does sound tasty.
Umm, no, "gives me pause" means it stops to make me think. It doesn't mean it turns my hands into little doggy's feet. Yes, I can see how the sound of "pause" near "dirt eating" made you think "paws".
That's real cute. -
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Re: The smooooch
Thu, April 15, 2004 - 12:57 PMLook at me I'm smoooochie Dee.. Lousy with will you do me,,, Won’t go to bed till my ego is fed That’s right I’m Smoooochie Dee!!!! -
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Re: The smooooch
Thu, April 15, 2004 - 1:15 PMdamn...I just peed myself...almost. -
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Re: The smooooch
Thu, April 15, 2004 - 4:54 PMProbably the one time your aggressively retentive sphincter was a force for good.
I hear you've castrated men with the violence of your sphincters.
Look at my ass, look at my ass! Wanna play? Whomp!
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Re: The smooooch
Thu, April 15, 2004 - 4:55 PMProbably the one time your aggressively retentive sphincter was a force for good.
I hear you've castrated men with the violence of your sphincters.
Look at my ass, look at my ass! Wanna play? Whomp! -
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Re: The smooooch
Thu, April 15, 2004 - 5:00 PMDamn Tempo. You got so excited about my sphincters you double posted. Chill dude. Somebody get, Tempo a pocket pussy STAT! He obviously needs to get laid if my simple sphincters are setting him off so much. Oh fuck it. That will take too long. EVERYONE...just chant like you are a buddhist monk and that will make him squirt. Anything to relieve the pressure! And for fucksake point that away from people. You don't want to take anyone's eye out. Well, maybe at Dr. Yo. He's got it coming (so to speak) -
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Re: The smooooch
Thu, April 15, 2004 - 5:01 PMjeeeez... You guys are vulgar. Why don't you save it for your "clients" when they come into port? -
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Re: The smooooch
Thu, April 15, 2004 - 5:03 PMKen, you stole all the business. Now shut up and wax.
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Re: The smooooch
Thu, April 15, 2004 - 10:01 PMSorry, smooch, it's the net that posted twice. Even the soulless wires had to cast their vote.
I don't squirt when I hear the chanting, but rather soar into meditative highs unknown to the mundane. If I wasn't so humble I'd realize just how special I am and how lucky you are just to even know OF me.
But Lord it's hard to be humble . . . mmm, mmm, mmm -
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Re: The smooooch
Thu, April 15, 2004 - 10:19 PM"the soulless wires"
Dude, anatman much? -
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Re: The smooooch
Fri, April 16, 2004 - 3:47 PMFake buddhist. YOu see how he calls upon some God for strength? "But Lord..."
I RULE MY WORLD, BIOTCH. Now learn to live with that fact. -
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Re: The smooooch
Fri, April 16, 2004 - 4:43 PMHe was quoting the great Prophet Mac Davis, you infidel. Mac sits on Buddha's left and Oscar Wilde on his right.
Jeeez. Read a book and maybe you'd know this stuff. -
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Re: The smooooch
Sun, April 18, 2004 - 6:06 PMSmoooochie is Nibbler...you know, the alien from Futurama...the teeny tiny one who eats everything in sight and never gets in bigger...that's her...put the two of them in an eating contest and she wins hands down...and then eats the poor little fucker just out of spite! -
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Re: The smooooch
Sun, April 18, 2004 - 6:37 PMHA! This is supposed to be violate me! Not tell the truth about Smoooochie™. I can eat my weight in scallops buster and don't you ever forget it. -
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Re: The smooooch
Mon, April 19, 2004 - 5:27 PMHa, I just assumed you were dead. You certainly smelled like a DEAD FISH anyway. Single sider!! -
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Re: The smooooch
Mon, April 19, 2004 - 5:36 PMYeah..I totally rubbed dead fish all over me hoping to avoid your advances. Alas, your desperation apparently knows no bounds. btw? did you ever get that potato out of your ass? And it's SAME sider, dickwad. -
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Re: The smooooch
Mon, April 19, 2004 - 7:01 PMI thought the foul odor was another way of getting Max to lick you all up. Is that the only way you bathe anyway?? Has it occurred to you that most people don't actually "love" their dogs? I believe you could go to jail in some states for shit like that.
Single sider, same sider? Semantics! It doesn't change the fact that you still kiss like a cold dead fish. -
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Re: The smooooch
Mon, April 19, 2004 - 8:00 PMI heard that she punishes her children for beating her at arm wrestling. Like it's their fault that they can defeat her anorexic ass. What kind of parenting is that?
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