I'm new to the tribe, and I thought I'd say hello.
This seems like it might be a fun place were it not for the fact that everyone here seems about as cleaver as a dimmer switch on a door lock! :)
Valete.
This seems like it might be a fun place were it not for the fact that everyone here seems about as cleaver as a dimmer switch on a door lock! :)
Valete.
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Re: So...
Fri, September 9, 2005 - 10:23 PMFuckin newbie.
Need I say more? -
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Re: So...
Sat, September 10, 2005 - 12:46 AMSee what I mean! Bloody cleaver.
I think the question is "can you say more?" -
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Re: So...
Sat, September 10, 2005 - 1:32 AMDo you really think that a nwebie begging directly to be violated is much encouragement for deeper violation that superficial potty talk? It's hard to talk shit about some prick you don't know dick about... -
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Re: So...
Sat, September 10, 2005 - 2:11 AMYes, but we learn by doing.
Patience young grasshopper, or trying reading. Hey there's a novel concept. (oh sorry, that was probably insensitive :). -
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Re: So...
Sat, September 10, 2005 - 2:12 AMBesides, I've yet to even see "superficial potty talk" -
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Re: So...
Sat, September 10, 2005 - 5:41 AM
What's a "cleaver"? You didn't perchance mean "CLEVER", now did you?
OY! *rolling eyes*
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Re: So...
Sat, September 10, 2005 - 8:15 AMYou never said hello, cleaver man. I see that simple greetings get the best of you so let's try a simple buh-bye.
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Re: So...
Sat, September 10, 2005 - 11:18 AM>> "I'm new to the tribe, and I thought I'd say hello. "
See I said hello.
Okay, I freely give in on the spelling thing, but reading really is a challenge for people here, huh? :) The nominal response is more of a monosyllabic smegma stream :0
smeg·ma: n.
A sebaceous secretion, especially the cheesy secretion that collects under the prepuce or around the clitoris.
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Re: So...
Sat, September 10, 2005 - 11:29 AMLook at this poor, pathetic bastard trying to fit in. Awwww, it's so darling how he thinks he need to talk down to everyone. Kinda reminds me of footage of a little foal trying to learn to walk.
They are so cute at that age. -
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Re: So...
Sat, September 10, 2005 - 11:31 AM
Yeah, Valete is foul alright. Here Valete, this soap-on-a-rope is our treat... use it liberally.
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Re: So...
Sat, September 10, 2005 - 11:21 PMSilly Girl,
Valete is not my name. It's Latin for "Be Well." If you had the grey-matter God gave the common walnut, you'd have seen my name is given above my profile picture, just like yours. It was a closing, you night-light. Again we find a lack of reading skills on this tribe. You rode the short bus to school, huh?
Valete
P.S. At least I have enough self-worth to show an actual picture of myself. Hiding behind Joan Jett will not make you cool honey. I feel bad for you, please tell me you'll seek counseling. -
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Re: So...
Sat, September 10, 2005 - 11:27 PM
Guess I just found it hard to believe that any parent would actually name their kid "Unas-Djehuty", so I figured "Valete" sounded more like a passable name.
Anyway Una, I've seen your main pic, you ought to strongly consider hiding behind a false identity yourself... Johnny Depp would be one suggestion, hell, even Peter Ustinov's pic would do.
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Re: So...
Sat, September 10, 2005 - 11:41 PMWell,
I could have used the name your mom gave me, but Bob's already coined the "Big Boy"
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Sun, September 11, 2005 - 8:16 AMI'm sure her mother was thinking the same thing. Played. -
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Sun, September 11, 2005 - 8:57 AM>> nickels, sesame covered peanuts, humping the shard, caffeine, reading >> "words as they rub themselves rosy against the cage of context", merkins, >> shaking my double bubble, hot beverages, toys I wish I'd had as a child, >> bouncin' like a low-rider, brown nipples that are ticklish
OMG are you kidding? My cats have buried more interesting things in their box. -
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Re: So...
Sun, September 11, 2005 - 10:53 AMOh my god! He's from "the 'Couv"! That explains plenty!
And it's a good thing that you like cheese, fella, so you shouldn't feel bad when looking at yourself in the mirror in the mornings.
I just love guys like this. They sit around trying pick on the girls like some tough guy.
And speaking of the guys, are the rest of the guys in this tribe REALLY scared of a joker like this one? He's a buffoon, nothing to be frightened of.
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Sun, September 11, 2005 - 12:56 PMI'm thinking it unfortunate that his cats bothered to unbury him from their box. It's created quite a mess and gah...the smell. -
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Re: So...
Sun, September 11, 2005 - 4:34 PM
How much did you have to pay your "friend", ChanceFrost, to write that testimonial for you, hmmm? Or did you blackmail her with something?
Shame shame shame.
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Re: So...
Mon, September 12, 2005 - 7:26 AM>> "Fucking Smurf"
Wow, what a great put down! Did you think that up all on your own, or did your mommy help?
Why don't you run along now and go play in the shallow end!
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Re: So...
Mon, September 12, 2005 - 7:25 AMLet's just say I gave her something bigger than Smoooochie's shard!
>> "Humping the Shard"
What's up with that?
I'm not even going to ask what you did with that cigar to get Storm Heaven's testimonial. Maybe I can find a picture of Monica L. for you to post as your main pic. -
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Mon, September 12, 2005 - 9:36 AM
*giggle* Thanx for the laughs Uno.
(FYI: I've never even met Storm.)
What "big" thing did you give her? A big BRIBE? All $4.75 of it?
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Re: So...
Mon, September 12, 2005 - 9:40 AMI always worry about interacting w/ men who only have women in their network. You have reconfirmed my choice to avoid such men. -
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Re: So...
Mon, September 12, 2005 - 9:58 AMI know...F#@king momma's boys, all of 'em.
Could be worse, I suppose, I could be a Klimpt fan!
portland.tribe.net/template...ext/pcard
-- Yeah I agree, I have a good time reading eveyones repost and retorts.
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Re: So...
Mon, September 12, 2005 - 10:01 AM>> What "big" thing did you give her? A big BRIBE? All $4.75 of it?
Oh no, it was much bigger than that!
I'm gonna be paying for the rest of my life on that one :) -
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Re: So...
Mon, September 12, 2005 - 10:15 AM
I'm afraid to ask. Did she take your shallow soul?
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Re: So...
Mon, September 12, 2005 - 10:29 AMhaha...the little bit there was to swallow?
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Re: So...
Mon, September 12, 2005 - 10:37 AMHey, my soul is plenty deep. I mean of course it's not a gapingly deep as some your parts.
Are you both still require people to bring their own Spelunking Gear to bed with you? -
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Re: So...
Mon, September 12, 2005 - 12:02 PMI grew up with my brothers and friends (an now my fiancee) all raking one another over the coals as an expression of friendship.
I know you all don't know me from Adam, but thanks. This is fun.
I also wanted to say thanks for your contribution in lowing the IQ curve for the rest of us.
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Re: So...
Mon, September 12, 2005 - 12:16 PMLook, please refrain from exposing your freaky cave fetish here. That is just a little more than my stomach can take. Go on back to the ice age, freak.
(yeah, it is fun to jank on each other) -
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Re: So...
Mon, September 12, 2005 - 4:10 PMIce age? They told me you were the fridged one. Oh, you must be asking for a date.
Let me see if I can find my gear...ur, my spelunking gear that is :) -
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Re: So...
Mon, September 12, 2005 - 4:13 PM
Smoooochie is a virgin.
*smirk*
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Re: So...
Mon, September 12, 2005 - 4:18 PM>> "Smoooochie is a virgin."
Huh? The Vienna Boys Choir lied. -
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Re: So...
Tue, September 13, 2005 - 11:14 PMThe Oakland Raiders told the truth. -
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Re: So...
Wed, September 14, 2005 - 12:43 AMWas it an end run?
Okay...there are too many of these :) -
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Re: So...
Wed, September 14, 2005 - 10:37 AMHeh, as expected, you're trite and predictable. -
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Re: So...
Wed, September 14, 2005 - 5:48 PMOoooh, I bow to your greatness:
>> Fuckin newbie.
>> The Oakland Raiders told the truth.
>> Heh, as expected, you're trite and predictable.
With your massive witty repartee, you might even achieve the status as audiance regular on the Springer show! You like it when people screem to you, "Show us your tits," huh?
<ptuuuupt!!>
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Re: So...
Wed, September 14, 2005 - 6:11 PM
Was that YOU screaming that on the last show? Thought you looked awfully familiar.
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Re: So...
Wed, September 14, 2005 - 6:15 PMROTFLMAO.
So you heard me all the way up there on the stage? -
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Re: So...
Wed, September 14, 2005 - 6:34 PM
No your momma taped the show and told me about it.
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Re: So...
Wed, September 14, 2005 - 6:40 PMPillow talk, huh.
She told me to tell you thanks and she's sorry for laughing at you afterwards. -
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Re: So...
Thu, September 29, 2005 - 8:33 PMIt's sometimes too funny to not laugh
when her partner wasn't expecting your momma
to fejaculate all over her like that...
PS- your wireless network is unsecured and I watched on the webcam...
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