Queen Abby said the other thread was over.... but we all know it was meant to continue, therefor....
I heard from sources that Shad eats white rice, white potatoes, white pasta, white Wonder bread, AND white Hostess Twinkies topped w/ a rich sugary butter cream sauce every Monday, Thursday, Saturday and when no one's looking.
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Re: Nonsensical Violate Me/You 2
Sun, January 9, 2005 - 12:05 PMAre those the same sources that told me that MoM really runs a sex toy kiosk and the cigar thing is just a front? -
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Sun, January 9, 2005 - 12:15 PM
Yeah, and Smoooochie shops here for items like the "How To Pick Out the Right Convict For You" manual, and "The Cadillac" vibrator in every color. She's been a loyal customer. Thanx Smoooochie!
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Sun, January 9, 2005 - 1:21 PMThe Cadillac is a cheap diversion from the fact that I moved to hell. Re: the manual...you did ask me to help you find a date. ;)
By the way, I'm suprised Frisbee hasn't chimed in with "LOOK AT MY BOOBS!" yet. -
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Sun, January 9, 2005 - 1:46 PMAnd where the fuck is that Jake guy? Oh I know, he's off "polishing his motorcycle". Does he really think he'll get the ladies with that old line? -
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Sun, January 9, 2005 - 2:11 PMHe only got it because it makes his balls "feel funny." -
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Sun, January 9, 2005 - 2:44 PMHe might as well, they already smell funny. Sort of like candy canes steeped in vinegar. -
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Sun, January 9, 2005 - 3:05 PM
What do your balls smell like, Anne? -
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Sun, January 9, 2005 - 3:26 PMSugar and spice and everything nice, duh. -
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Sun, January 9, 2005 - 3:28 PM
That's not what Pee Wee Herman told me! -
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Re: Nonsensical Violate Me/You 2
Sun, January 9, 2005 - 3:33 PMLike he'd ever tell you the truth. He told me that you like to lick the salt that they put on the roads to melt the ice. -
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Sun, January 9, 2005 - 4:06 PMHow exactly does Anne know what Jake's balls smell like? ummmm.... -
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Sun, January 9, 2005 - 4:14 PMWhen we were in Vegas he kept holding them in front of the oscilating fan. The whole room soon smelled of them. He is so fucking creepy! -
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Sun, January 9, 2005 - 4:52 PMActually, he rubbed them on your upper lip while you were sleeping. I think that's why you smelled them so much. The photos are on that "Priceless" website. -
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Sun, January 9, 2005 - 5:06 PMReally? he did that to me too? I thought that was just a special treat for you? -
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Sun, January 9, 2005 - 5:37 PMhuh...why does the term "teabag" pop into my head? Must be from those creepy photos that MoM sent me of her last date. I threw up in my mouth a little. -
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Mon, January 10, 2005 - 10:33 AMSpeaking of Jake's balls...does anyone remember the rules for playing marbles? -
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Mon, January 10, 2005 - 11:13 AM
Jake's balls this, Jake's balls that.... I'm sick and tired of hearing about them. Why can't we talk about Jake's manboobs?
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Mon, January 10, 2005 - 5:13 PMBecause you get all turned on whenever that happens. -
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Mon, January 10, 2005 - 5:19 PM
But not half as much as when we talk about Rush Limbaugh's little wee wee..... and don't deny that you don't have a soft spot for him (or in this case a "hard" one) Shad.
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