...suck big donkey dicks. I don't miss any of you. Not one...really, I mean it!!!
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Tue, March 22, 2005 - 12:37 PMOh if it's not miss Horse and Pony show herself...Mrs. Ed. Aren't you due for a re-shoeing again soon? -
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Tue, March 22, 2005 - 10:19 PMOh please! Why don't go just go back to where you came from and quit bugging us! -
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Wed, March 23, 2005 - 11:02 AMI live to pester you biatch. I should move to Seattle, just to harass you constantly. -
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Wed, March 23, 2005 - 11:22 AMOh god! Well, if you do have to move to Seattle, I've changed my adrress to the bottom of Elliot Bay. The way you should get there is you tie a really, really heavy rock to your neck and you jump off the ferryboat right when you get to the middle. See you there, dude! -
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Wed, March 23, 2005 - 4:54 PMPoor choice, Anne. That freak is so tall she can reach the bottom of Elliot Bay. You wouldn't have fooled her anyway. Everyone knows there isn't a bar in Elliot Bay. -
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Wed, March 23, 2005 - 5:09 PMHold that $20 out and see if a 2 year old has faster reflexes, Aaron. While your reply was quite witty it seems to have taken at least 3 hours to come up with, Gramps. -
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Wed, March 23, 2005 - 5:11 PMWell, while you were busy posting pictures of "your" bellybutton, some of us were working. -
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Wed, March 23, 2005 - 5:15 PMYou should let those who were actually working speak for themselves. And how much do all those text messages to Abbysmal cost? -
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Wed, March 23, 2005 - 5:24 PMI'm not sure. I've been using your credit card. Could you be a dear and check the statement for me? -
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Wed, March 23, 2005 - 5:28 PMOh, you mean the credit card I used your social for? Yeah, thanks for the free stuff. ;) -
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Wed, March 23, 2005 - 5:29 PMYou do realize that social security numbers can't be just "5," right? -
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Wed, March 23, 2005 - 5:31 PMI don't know. Anne, lift your shirt. -
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Wed, March 23, 2005 - 7:24 PMOkay, I just did it...nope, no stubble! She and I look nothing alike! -
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Fri, March 25, 2005 - 9:29 PMI don't check in for a few days, and I catch you biotches messin' with my man! Everyone, just tuck your shirts in and get real lives, m'kay? -
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Sat, March 26, 2005 - 8:54 AMHehehe...WHO'S THE POOD NOW, ABBY?!? -
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Sat, March 26, 2005 - 9:07 AM
That would still be YOU Kitten.
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Thu, March 31, 2005 - 2:29 PMJesus. I havent seen such a weak round of insults since 1982. Do the world a favor, cut your hands off so no one has to read your lame shit anymore. -
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Thu, March 31, 2005 - 5:10 PM
Yeah, Kevin mentioned you could use a hand. Take Smoooochie's... she's a good "ball" player.
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Thu, March 31, 2005 - 5:31 PMThat's quite ballsy of you, MoM. I guess the testosterone treatments are working better than you'd expected. -
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Fri, April 1, 2005 - 12:20 PMWipe that "head" off your face. Really Erika, you think you'd know what a moist towelette was by now. -
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Sat, April 2, 2005 - 3:14 PMIf I had a freak, Gene Simmons tongue like yours, I might consider it. But I'll leave that work up to "professionals" like you... -
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Thu, April 7, 2005 - 11:53 AMI heard she was not only a pro league prostitute, but also a pro-religious anti-gay-breath-mint type. -
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Thu, April 7, 2005 - 5:20 PMWell thank god for the breathe mint, cuz somebodys got halEtosis! -
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Thu, April 7, 2005 - 8:38 PM
I don't think breath mints will solve your problem, but maybe taking out Haley's toes from your mouth would.
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Fri, April 22, 2005 - 10:00 AM
Something smells funny in here....
Jake, put your shoes back on, please.
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Fri, April 22, 2005 - 10:10 AMIs that you MoM? I smell fish. -
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Fri, April 22, 2005 - 10:52 AMForgot to wash your face after last night's 'date'? -
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Sat, April 30, 2005 - 9:22 AMIsn't that just like Abby to send someone else to do her dirty work. Sheesh, I'll bet she even has someone else wipe her ass... -
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Sat, April 30, 2005 - 10:53 AMYeah, but I hear Aaron gets off on that sort of thing. -
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Sat, April 30, 2005 - 10:57 AMYeah, I hear they are into scatsculpture. -
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Tue, May 3, 2005 - 4:35 PMYou sick fucks. Leave the cats alone! -
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Tue, May 3, 2005 - 5:12 PM
I know a great taxidermist. He can make your kitty all pretty-like.
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Tue, March 28, 2006 - 10:25 AMI dont know if its possible to make erikas vagina pretty. And why the hell would you preserve it for future generations? do hate your entire species? -
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Tue, March 28, 2006 - 10:12 PM
You know what they say...
better one smelly snatch than 10 teeny weeny peenies.
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Wed, March 29, 2006 - 8:24 AMWho says that? Maybe those crazy Hondurans you've been sleeping around with.
Jake, have you been sleeping w/ goats again. Damn boy! Take a shower. -
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Wed, March 29, 2006 - 8:51 AMAdmittedly, your mother is no Salma Hayek. Calling her a goat is rather direspectful. Get a hold of yourself, woman. -
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Thu, April 6, 2006 - 11:37 PM"Get a hold of yourself,"
Is that your advice for everything? Your doctor has warned you repeated about the severe chaffing. I've never seen Costco sell out of bonus-size GoldBond products faster than when you're in town. I'd say, "get a grip" but instead, I'm going to program my yogi's number into your phone's speed-dial so you can (single-handedly, I might add) learn to "let go" for once in your life. -
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Wed, April 26, 2006 - 8:56 AMIll be in town this friday, at www.jdvhospitality.com/hotels...ng/4/62 (the Red Room at the bottom).
Come on down and mock me all you SF "I live in the city of Sodom" bitches. PM me if you want my number to know when we are getting there. -
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Wed, April 26, 2006 - 9:52 AM
Is this your pathetic cry for sex? No one wanted you in LA so you think you stand a chance w/ an San Franciscan? I knew you'd stoop low, but you've just outdone yourself. Next thing you know you'll be posting your phone # on public bathroom stalls... only you can't claim "for a good time call Jake at...," your claim will have to make do with "for a TIME call Jake at..." -
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Wed, April 26, 2006 - 10:06 AMPlease! What makes you think he hasn't already gone there posting his phone number on bus stops and bathroom stalls. Now if we could just get his face on a milk carton the world would be a less infected place. -
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Wed, April 26, 2006 - 10:32 AMDude, implying I go to LA is low. I mean, I know you generally sucked and were a horrible, horrible person but that is low even for a dead slug. -
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Tue, August 15, 2006 - 11:33 AM
You all make me violently ill. That's all.
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Sun, September 24, 2006 - 11:46 AMWhy the hell did I click on this tribe anyway? As soon as it loaded and I saw all of your ugly faces I
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