today i was listening to a trance remix of van halen's "jump" - well first of all, can i say how metal it is to make trance remixes of 80's tunes? - and i thought to myself, "wait, am i dead?" and i realized i was dead! i had been awesome to deathed by how metal van halen is! and so i came up with this logo that you can make out of text, so you can put it in your email sigs and myspace profiles and all that cool stuff:
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holy shit did you catch that? does that not very closely resemble the van halen logo? enough that you should put it on your myspace profile? here's a second one in case you want to use two:
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if you decide to put it on your myspace profile, please give me a shout-out because it wasn't easy to come up with that shit. ok rock out guys! please add me on myspace if you haven't already!
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holy shit did you catch that? does that not very closely resemble the van halen logo? enough that you should put it on your myspace profile? here's a second one in case you want to use two:
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if you decide to put it on your myspace profile, please give me a shout-out because it wasn't easy to come up with that shit. ok rock out guys! please add me on myspace if you haven't already!
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Re: van halen : so metal they can awesome to death you!
Mon, March 26, 2007 - 1:13 PMHow old were you when "Jump" hit the radio?
2?
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Re: van halen : so metal they can awesome to death you!
Mon, March 26, 2007 - 2:04 PMwhatever bronson pinchot! you remind me of people who suck, mainly because you share like a thousand of their sucky qualities. not to mention your myspace profile is totally weak and has no awesome logos on it? whatever. -
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Re: van halen : so metal they can awesome to death you!
Mon, March 26, 2007 - 2:50 PMYou know, usually someone is disliked enough that someone else posts a thread villifying them.
No one likes you enough to start a thread about what a ballshole you are, so you start your own. This behaviour has been noted before in other frankentards, so its not even special.
Also, Jesus is WAY more metal than these doofs. -
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Re: van halen : so metal they can awesome to death you!
Mon, March 26, 2007 - 7:20 PMJesus Ramirez?
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Re: van halen : so metal they can awesome to death you!
Tue, March 27, 2007 - 9:59 AMyeah i blow so much mainly because i don't blow enough. -
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Re: van halen : so metal they can awesome to death you!
Tue, March 27, 2007 - 10:12 AMThat's because no one ever told you that "Blow" is figurative. You're actually supposed to suck.
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Re: van halen : so metal they can awesome to death you!
Tue, March 27, 2007 - 10:15 AM"yeah i blow so much mainly because i don't blow enough.
reply to this post "
What's the matter, Jake has a g/f now?
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Re: van halen : so metal they can awesome to death you!
Tue, March 27, 2007 - 10:51 AMHe just really hasnt been shaving enough, and I got tired of the chaffing.
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Re: van halen : so metal they can awesome to death you!
Tue, March 27, 2007 - 3:17 PMmuppetslut - i didn't actually say "reply to this post"; that was an autogenerated part of the website. so for example in your post where it says "Tue, March 27, 2007 - 10:15 AM", you didn't write that either. shortcomings such as those you're demonstrating here go a long way toward explaining why people think about someone else when they're going down on you. -
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Re: van halen : so metal they can awesome to death you!
Tue, March 27, 2007 - 3:38 PMI dont care that you are thinking about being sodomized by the Raiders while you nuzzle me to climax, idiot. This isnt a love thing, its a prison thing. -
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Re: van halen : so metal they can awesome to death you!
Tue, March 27, 2007 - 7:28 PMOh my god, you are all such idiots I just want to go scrub my skin with heavy sand paper! -
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Re: van halen : so metal they can awesome to death you!
Wed, March 28, 2007 - 5:33 AMMight improve that skin condition, Pock-Mark Annie. -
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Re: van halen : so metal they can awesome to death you!
Wed, March 28, 2007 - 9:07 AMMan youre dumb, Ken. You think her condition can be improved.
I was thinking last night that its actually mathematically provable that Kage is not only retarded, but is actually optimally retarded:
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Re: van halen : so metal they can awesome to death you!
Wed, March 28, 2007 - 9:43 AM
Give me some of that sandpaper Anne. The only way I can erase all the disturbing and unpure images these 2 jokers have conjured up in my mind is with a good sandpapering.
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Re: van halen : so metal they can awesome to death you!
Wed, March 28, 2007 - 9:48 AMGood enough, I suggest rolling it up around a pencil and scrubbing your brain through your nostril. -
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Re: van halen : so metal they can awesome to death you!
Wed, March 28, 2007 - 9:49 AMAnd Jake, I can mathemtically prove I'm not stupid. 1+1=Fuck You!
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Re: van halen : so metal they can awesome to death you!
Wed, March 28, 2007 - 9:50 AMdude! that syntax is so metal!
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Re: van halen : so metal they can awesome to death you!
Wed, March 28, 2007 - 9:55 AMPffffft. Hanoi Rocks is the be-all, end-all of metal. Van Halen is a footnote in music history.
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