I am so fucking bad with time. I woke up at 4:30am because of my cat, and I still haven't left the house. I'm always late, and for that, I totally suck.
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Re: Violate Yourself
Thu, September 23, 2004 - 8:05 AM
Yeah, Abby sucks. OOPS! Couldn't help it, old habit.
As a kid my grandma always tried to find homeopathic ways to rid me of all my freckles. I believed that there was a way to do it, so I'd do shit like rub a parsley juice/lemon juice concoction all over myself weekly, and a few other such ghastly remedies. Low and behold, I still have all my freckles and then some. What a fucktard I was.
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Re: Violate Yourself
Thu, September 23, 2004 - 8:54 AMI allowed myself to get sick, and tomorrow I turn thirty.
<speaknspell> L-A-M-E </speaknspell>
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Thu, September 23, 2004 - 1:15 PMI blow harder than one of those asian ladies down at the massage parlor, who blow professionally. -
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Thu, September 23, 2004 - 1:52 PMWhen I was younger I wanted to be a republican. -
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Thu, September 23, 2004 - 9:37 PMI'm so gross I like peanut butter and pickle sandwiches. And also so stupid that i've been violating myself since this tribe began! -
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Thu, September 23, 2004 - 10:27 PMI like to watch Beaches..over and over until there is no more kleenex at Safeway. -
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Thu, September 23, 2004 - 10:49 PMI'm such a raging maniac! I mean, what the hell is my problem?!?!? Take a chill pill SBI! And, what is the facination with spanking boys? Can we all say "FREEEEEAAAAAAK!" -
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Thu, September 23, 2004 - 10:51 PMI sing like a tucan on crack, and my shoe habit is going to force me to move into a larger house soon.
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Thu, September 23, 2004 - 10:52 PMOh, and would it kill you to control that ADD and try to have the same pic for more than 2 days?!?!
(ok, I think I'm done now. I got a little carried away!) -
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Thu, September 23, 2004 - 10:53 PMI'm such a poser, I'm totally in love with SugarBunni's main pic right now. Sheesh... -
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Thu, September 23, 2004 - 11:22 PMJoie....can she be more of an alcoholic??? Fuck...someone shut her the fuck up! She's humping the wine bottle! Could someone please control her!!?? -
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Fri, September 24, 2004 - 12:56 AMThe Ultimate Violation: I'm friend with Joie.
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Fri, September 24, 2004 - 3:47 AMI'm so pretty, funnyt and intelligent that its really not fair taht I spend all this time slumming with you cats. Its really a shame I'm so petty. -
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Fri, September 24, 2004 - 9:10 AMi'm so fucking vain and shallow that i can't even violate myself properly cuz my ego won't let me. -
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Fri, September 24, 2004 - 9:11 AMi'm so disgustingly oversexed all i ever talk about is assaf, assaf, assaf. -
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Fri, September 24, 2004 - 9:11 AMi'm such a ridiculous attention whore that i have 2 vanity tribes. -
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Fri, September 24, 2004 - 9:13 AMmy breath reeks from too many cigarettes, too much korean food and not enough toothpaste. -
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Fri, September 24, 2004 - 9:14 AMi'm so vain. helloooooooo, i CALL MYSELF "PRINCESS"! -
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Fri, September 24, 2004 - 9:15 AMi have lost all my brain cells but 2. sometimes i get a fever from those 2 brain cells rubbing together furiously to get a proper thought formed. -
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Fri, September 24, 2004 - 9:16 AMthe drapes don't match the carpet. -
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Fri, September 24, 2004 - 9:17 AMi have no nose either, just 2 holes on my face most people call nostrils. -
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Fri, September 24, 2004 - 9:18 AMwow, i'm actually missing a lot of facial features, cuz i don't have a crease in my eyelid either. -
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Fri, September 24, 2004 - 9:18 AMmy eyelids are so wide i once had a drawing teacher tell me she wanted to paint sunsets on them. -
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Fri, September 24, 2004 - 9:19 AMi lied. i can't draw fer shit.
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Fri, September 24, 2004 - 9:16 AM
If I had a choice between a Dave Matthews concert (free tickets) and a Julio Iglesias concert, I'd go with Julio. Oh, and I'd pick Julio over Enrigue anyday.
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Fri, September 24, 2004 - 9:17 AM
I also can't spell worth chit. Enrique... Enrique.... Enrique -
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Fri, October 8, 2004 - 7:12 PMAside from periennially bad hygiene and poor social skills, I never get anywhere on time. Like, say, this thread is obviously OVER, and here I am, rushing to try and catch a chance to violate myself. I mean, WTF?!? What a mongoloid fucknut am I. -
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Fri, October 8, 2004 - 8:12 PM
This thread is over?
Please, don't crush me like that. This is all I have to look forward to.
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Sun, October 10, 2004 - 2:16 PM
speaking of which, for kicks, Abby tried to teach her cats to bark.
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Sun, October 10, 2004 - 5:30 PMI'm almost perfect, but that might be a problem. It's lonely at the top. -
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Sun, October 10, 2004 - 10:43 PM
Ah fuck no! Could I BE a bigger ignoramus? This doesn't read "nonsensical violations", it reads " violate yourself". Unfortunately, I don't know the difference. Hey, you want a lollipop? It tastes like bacon.
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Mon, October 11, 2004 - 5:36 AMThat explains a lot!
If I breathe the wrong way, I am suddenly covered in psoriasis and eczema. -
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Mon, October 11, 2004 - 5:48 AMMy feet aren't parallel. -
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Mon, October 11, 2004 - 6:11 AMI need braces....again.
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Mon, October 11, 2004 - 8:09 AMI have psoriasis on my bikini line. SEXY! Let's take a Hawaiian vacation! -
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Mon, October 11, 2004 - 1:18 PMI have really heavy eyelids. I always wanted eyelids like Susan Sarandon. I've never really liked my knees. -
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Mon, October 11, 2004 - 1:24 PMOh, and I pick my nose constantly, and the noses of people and pets around m. Oh, and eye goobers. I pick other people's eye goobers. -
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Mon, October 11, 2004 - 1:46 PM
- I tend to throw stuff into closets and laundry room last minute before guests arrive, then forget to go through it for days at a time
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Mon, October 11, 2004 - 1:56 PM
- you mean to say others do this? interesting. I dread the thought of a guest mistaking a closet for a bathroom, that would NOT be a good reflection upon me. teehee
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Mon, October 11, 2004 - 2:35 PMI'm so stupid I actually read all this horseshit before posting. -
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Mon, October 11, 2004 - 2:37 PMAnd, my overly competitive nature requires me to violate myself harder than the rest of you fucks. A picture is worth a thousand words.
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Mon, October 11, 2004 - 2:45 PMOh please. That's bragging, not violating yourself. LAME! -
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Mon, October 18, 2004 - 7:27 AMI"m such a fucking slacker. -
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Mon, October 18, 2004 - 12:40 PMAccording to Abby, I cant even violate myself without praising myself. Is there nothing I can do right? -
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Mon, October 18, 2004 - 2:41 PMYes... No... I'm confused.
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